The Mickey Mous Chubb-house
Carson — 2019 — 2-11 — 1267.58 PF — 1694.22 PA
Week-by-Week Results
| Wk | Opponent | Result | Score | Opp Score | +/- | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tanner’s Broken Dick | L | 134.96 | 158.12 | -23.16 | Box Score |
| 2 | DJ Want a BJ | L | 75.32 | 84.90 | -9.58 | Box Score |
| 3 | Africa 1 | L | 85.84 | 139.44 | -53.60 | Box Score |
| 4 | Rump City Bootyheads | L | 77.10 | 137.62 | -60.52 | Box Score |
| 5 | Geaux Fuckyourself | L | 127.32 | 143.32 | -16.00 | Box Score |
| 6 | Chalupa Batman 2.3 | L | 106.76 | 147.64 | -40.88 | Box Score |
| 7 | Golden Tate Warriors | L | 70.96 | 107.90 | -36.94 | Box Score |
| 8 | I cant stop this Thielen | W | 118.86 | 109.98 | +8.88 | Box Score |
| 9 | Tanner’s Broken Dick | W | 117.10 | 113.24 | +3.86 | Box Score |
| 10 | Mixon Match | L | 104.68 | 157.12 | -52.44 | Box Score |
| 11 | Africa 1 | L | 58.34 | 113.18 | -54.84 | Box Score |
| 12 | Rump City Bootyheads | L | 92.20 | 163.34 | -71.14 | Box Score |
| 13 | Geaux Fuckyourself | L | 98.14 | 118.42 | -20.28 | Box Score |
2019 Roster & Stats
| Player | Pos | Team | Pts ▼ | Avg | Best Wk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Derrick Henry | RB | TEN | 223.00 | 18.58 | 33.10 |
| Tom Brady | QB | NE | 207.92 | 17.33 | 25.64 |
| Kenny Golladay | WR | DET | 194.00 | 16.17 | 28.30 |
| Marvin Jones Jr. | WR | DET | 187.10 | 15.59 | 43.30 |
| Devonta Freeman | RB | ATL | 127.70 | 12.77 | 26.80 |
| Royce Freeman | RB | DEN | 111.30 | 9.28 | 16.70 |
| JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | PIT | 106.40 | 10.64 | 21.30 |
| Damien Williams | RB | KC | 91.50 | 10.17 | 20.80 |
| T.J. Hockenson | TE | DET | 80.70 | 7.34 | 25.10 |
| Vikings D/ST | D/ST | MIN | 78.00 | 7.80 | 15.00 |
| Zane Gonzalez | K | ARI | 72.00 | 8.00 | 13.00 |
| Delanie Walker | TE | TEN | 54.50 | 9.08 | 22.50 |
| DeAndre Hopkins | WR | HOU | 52.80 | 17.60 | 31.10 |
| Evan Engram | TE | NYG | 46.70 | 9.34 | 14.00 |
| T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND | 39.30 | 9.82 | 19.40 |
| Will Fuller V | WR | HOU | 27.00 | 9.00 | 10.10 |
| Philip Rivers | QB | LAC | 22.40 | 11.20 | 12.12 |
| Cam Newton | QB | CAR | 16.68 | 8.34 | 11.32 |
| Chase McLaughlin | K | SF | 14.00 | 14.00 | 14.00 |
| Lions D/ST | D/ST | DET | 9.00 | 9.00 | 9.00 |
| Chase Edmonds | RB | ARI | 3.30 | 3.30 | 3.30 |
| A.J. Green | WR | CIN | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Michael Badgley | K | LAC | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |